
"It never occurred to me to publish a book," columnist and author Celia Rivenbark explains. "I had quit work and was staying home with my newborn baby girl when a very small local publisher called to ask if I'd like to compile some of my favorite newspaper columns into a book for regional distribution. I said, 'Sure, why not?'"
Bless Your Heart, Tramp was released by Coastal Carolina Press in 2000 and became a Southeastern Book Sellers Association best-seller before being nominated for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor in 2001. Not bad for a book Rivenbark claims to have sold out of the trunk of her car.
Three more books followed. In the latest, Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scatter Hissy Fits, due out on Tuesday from St. Martin's Press, Rivenbark takes on home improvement, Britney Spears and little girl beauty pageants.
How does Rivenbark decide what goes in her books?
"The columns form the framework for the books," says Rivenbark. She writes a weekly column, syndicated by McClatchy-Tribune Media Services, that typically revolves around the subjects of kids, men, pop culture and the south so her chapters often set themselves."Some essays are completely new; others are so tweaked you’d never recognize them from their (much-tamer) newspaper selves."
About midway through the process, a dominant theme or section emerges. In Belle Weather, it's home improvement as Rivenbark writes about buying and renovating their house. On the other hand, Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank highlights children and parenting. Re-released by St. Martin's two years ago, Bless Your Heart, Tramp's largest section is entitled "The South" but We're Just Like You, Only Prettier is more evenly split with sections like "The Southern Family," "Couples Therapy, Southern Style," "The Southern Woman" and more.
It takes her a year to a year and a half to complete a book, then another year before it's released from the publisher.
Is humor hard?
In her bio on her website, Rivenbark says writing a humor column is the fulfillment of "her lifelong dream of being paid to be a smart ass." She's good at it, too. Her column has won numerous press awards and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, her second book published in 2004 by St. Martin's Press, won the Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance Nonfiction Book of the Year and became a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor."Funny stuff is happening in this world all the time. And by world, I mean the Bush White House," she quips. She admits to having at least one topic she won't touch, but refuses to name it. "If I told you, that would be touching it, now wouldn't it?"
To look at the contents of her books, you'd be hard-pressed to find it. She lampoons everything from couple baby showers to plasma TVs to school fundraisers.
Her brand of southern humor has a wide appeal. Rivenbark column appears in papers from South Carolina to Washington State. A Celia Rivenbark fan club on Facebook has a member from Australia.
"Southerners are weird and crazy and they love language," she says, "We are just a colorful bunch of folks with long stories to tell and, thank God, people like to hear ‘em."
Is it hard for a woman to make a living writing humor?
Rivenbark has been compared to Dave Barry, Jeff Foxworthy and Erma Bombeck but with an edgier, more biting wit. She says she realized that she was funny when Bless Your Heart, Tramp started selling and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier won the SIBA nonfiction book award. "That blew me away.""I don’t know that it’s harder for a woman than a man," she says, "I do know that, while I’m doing OK, I certainly don’t want my husband to quit his day job anytime soon!"
Nor does she think there's a difference between the genders when it comes to pushing the humor envelope, citing David Sedaris, Lewis Black, Jon Stewart and others.
"It's about even as far as I can tell," she says. "I like to write edgy stuff but I certainly respect the humor greats like Bombeck, who was far from edgy but was very, very funny and relatable."
"That’s the beauty of humor. You can laugh at Bombeck or you can laugh at Kathy Griffin."

Read reviews of Belle Weather at Dew on the Kudzu and Genre Go Round Reviews. St. Martin's Press has an audio excerpt read by Rivenbark.
To learn more about Celia Rivenbark and read some of her columns, visit her website.
















































